‘Zucchini the Best’ Zucchini and Courgette Jokes and Puns
Looking for zucchini jokes and fun puns to squash your boredom? Then look no further! Here at The Corny Joke Company we have a gourd-geous collection of jokes and puns about zucchinis and courgettes.
These plant-astic zucchini and courgette jokes include one-liners, puns, and more.
These clean zucchini jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some laughs.
Zucchini Jokes
Q. What kind of vegetables do you find at the zoo?
A. Zoo-chini.
Q. Why did the man throw away his zucchini?
A. Courgette it was rotten.
Q. What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?
A. Squash.
Q. What do vegetables wear when they go to the beach?
A. A zucchini.
Q. What is a zucchini’s favorite pop song?
A. Little Red Courgette.
Q. Why did the zucchini go to the doctor?
A. It was feeling green.
Q. What is the difference between squash and zucchini?
A. You can’t zucchini bugs.
Q. What song did the zucchini bride and groom play at their wedding?
A. You’re zucchini the best.
Q. What do zucchinis have do eggplants, zucchini and cucumber all have in common?
A. None of them looks like a peach.
Q. Where do zucchinis eat lunch?
A. At a vegetable.
Q. What socks do you wear when you plant zucchinis?
A. Garden hose.
Q. Why was the zucchini sad?
A. Because it was not a pea.
Q. Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with zucchinis sticking out of his nose?
A. The doctor took one look at him and said “I can see you are not eating right”.
Q. What do you call an angry zucchini?
A. A steamed veggie.
Q. What did the zucchini ask the sick banana?
A. How are you peeling?
Q. What is a courgette’s favorite cocktail?
A. A vodka zucchini.
Q. Why was the gardener embarrassed?
A. He’d wet his plants.
Q. What’s a zucchini’s favorite sport?
A. Squash.
Q. What did one zucchini say to another?
A. You look gourd-geous!
Q. Why are zucchinis always so calm?
A. They have learned how to squash their fears.
Q. How do zucchinis keep fit?
A. They do daily squash-ups.
Zucchini One-Liners
One small courgette for a man … one giant leek for mankind.
The woman loved driving in her small green courgette.
Teach a man to fish … and he eats for a day. Teach a man to garden … and the whole neighborhood gets a zucchini!
Zucchini jokes are plant-astic!
Can you pick up the zucchinis? I haven’t botany.
Zucchini puns are just the vegan-ning.
Zucchini Puns
Itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot zucchini.
Zucchini waxing.
Vodka zucchini.
Zucchini high frequency.
Zucchini low frequency.
And now for something zucchini different.
Anti-zucchini coating.
How to disappear zucchini and never be found.
Are you zucchini serious?
What a re-leaf.
Plant a kiss on me.
Do you have anything plant for tonight?
You look gourd-geous.
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