‘Yam-tastic’ Sweet Potato Jokes and Puns
Looking for ‘yam-tastic’ sweet potato jokes and fun puns? Then look no further! The Corny Joke Company has the best collection of jokes and puns about sweet potatoes and yams anywhere.
These sweet potato and yam jokes include one-liners, puns, riddles, and more.
These clean sweet potato and yam puns and jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some spudtastic laughs.
Yam Jokes
Q. What do you call a stolen sweet potato?
A. A hot potato.
Q. Did you hear about the sweet potato truck that crashed on the interstate?
A. It caused a huge traffic yam.
Q. Why can’t you get angry at a yam?
A. Because they’re such sweet potatoes.
Q. Did you hear about the sweet potato who won an olympic medal?
A. It was spudtacular!
Q. Some people tell me that I’m too sweet to be a potato…
A. But I just can’t help it, I yam what I yam.
Q. Why is an hour before 5 in the morning the best time to cook a sweet potato?
A. Because it is For a Yam!
Q. What do you call a yam with a broom?
A. A sweep potato!
Q. What do you call a sweet potato that has been thinly sliced?
A. Chip.
Q. What do you call a yam from Sweden?
A. A swede potato!
Q. What is a yam’s favorite food?
A. Yam-burgers.
Q. What type of sweet potato likes to start arguments?
A. An agi-tater!
Q. When do sweet potatoes like to go to the comedy club?
A. Yamateur hour.
Q. Why did the man get a tattoo of a sweet potato?
A. It was his tater tat.
Q. Why do sweet potatoes love reggae?
A. They love yamming.
Q. What is a sweet potato’s favorite social media?
A. Insta-yam.
Q. Why are sweet potatoes so hard working?
A. Because they are not couch potatoes.
Q. What do sweet potatoes sleep in?
A. Their yammies.
Q. What type of girlfriend does a potato want?
A. A sweet potato.
Q. What is a sweet pototo’s favorite song?
A. I yam what I yam.
Q. Why are sweet potatoes so popular?
A. Because they are a-peelling!
Q. What did the sweet potato waiter say to the customer?
A. Spud you like some dinner?
Q. Some people tell me that I’m too sweet to be a potato …
A. But I can’t help it, I yam what I yam.
Q. What did the sweet potato philosopher say?
A. I think therefore I yam.
Q. Where do sweet potatoes like to go on vacation?
A. Mi-yam-i.
Q. What did the sweet potato say when he proposed?
A. We’re the perfect mash!
Q. What did the teacher say to the chatty sweet potato?
A. Quit your yam-mering.
Q. Where do sweet potatoes like to shop?
A. Yam-azon.
Q. What do you call a yam dressed in leather?
A. A suede potato.
Q. What do you get if you cross a sweet potato with a fast car?
A. A Yambourghini!
Q. Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes?
A. Tuber-culosis.
Q. What do you call a potato in a hotel?
A. A suite potato.
Q. Are you growing sweet potatoes this year?
A. Yes, I yam.
Q. What do you call a baby sweet potato?
A. Small fry.
Q. What is a sweet pototo’s favorite movie?
A. Silence of the Yams.
Q. What is a sweet potato’s favorite day of the week?
A. Fryday.
Q. Why did the sweet potato cross the road?
A. He saw a fork up the road.
Yam Puns
Sooner or tater.
We’re the perfect mash!
See u tater.
Spud muffin!
Spud you like some dinner?
Sweet potato puns are ap-peel-ing.
Sweet potato puns are spud-tacular.
I’m peelin’ cool.
Just fry your best!
Chip off the old block.
Head over peels in love!
I’m rooting for you!
Ignore the taters!
I yam who I yam.
You are yam-azing!
I leaf yams!
Pump up the yams!
You are one sweet potato!
Yams are so ap-peel-ing.
Peel-lieve in yourself.
Spuddles.
Yams are plant-tastic.
Don’t be root, learn some manners!
Peel the burn.