Berry Punny Strawberry Jokes and Puns
If you are looking for berry punny strawberry jokes and fun puns then this is the place to be! The Corny Joke Company has the berry best collection of jokes and puns about strawberries anywhere.
These strawberry jokes include puns, knock knock jokes, and more.
These clean strawberry puns and jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some berry good laughs.
Strawberry Jokes
Q. Why was the baby strawberry upset?
A, Because his mom was in a jam.
Q. What made the strawberry such a smoothie?
A. Yogurt!
Q . What do you call it when a strawberry robs a bank?
A. A strobery.
Q. What do you call a sad strawberry?
A. A blueberry.
Q. How do you make a strawberry shake?
A. Tell it a scary story!
. How do you fix a broken strawberry?
A. With a strawberry patch.
Q. Why did the strawberry win the race?
Because it was berry fast.
Q. Did you hear about the business that sold strawberry juice?
A. It went into liquidation.
Q. What do you get if you cross a train engine with a strawberry tart?
A. A puff pastry.
Q. Who is the greatest rock and roll strawberry?
A. Chuck Berry.
Q. How do fruits drink juice?
A. Through a straw-berry.
Q. Did you hear about the crash involving a truck carrying strawberries?
A. It caused a real traffic jam!
Q. What does a strawberry sleep in?
A. Py-jam-as.
Q. What is a strawberry’s favorite food?
A. Jam-balaya.
Q. What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?
A. You’re looking berry fine today!
Q. Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with a strawberry growing out of his head?
A. The doctor gave him some cream for it.
Q. What is red and invisible?
A. No strawberries.
Q. What’s red and goes up and down?
A. A strawberry in an elevator.
Strawberry puns
You’re the berry best.
Life without you would be un-berry-able!
You’re berry special.
Thank you berry much!
You’re berry sweet!
I’m in a berry good mood today!
Don’t be a berry bad influence.
He’s been acting berry strange!
She’s a berry sweet thing!
I’m feeling berry cheerful today!
I berry much appreciate you!
Strawberry knock knock jokes
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry nice to meet you!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Berry.
Berry who?
Berry Special Delivery for you! Open up!
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