Peach Jokes and Puns that you’ll
A-peach-iate
If you are looking for peach jokes and fun puns to make your day peachy then you are at the right place! Here at the Corny Joke Company we are peachy keen to share the best collection of jokes and puns about peaches because peach jokes makes us feel warm and fuzzy.
These peach jokes include one-liners, puns, riddles, and more to bring a smile to your day.
These clean peach puns and jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some sweet laughs.
Peach Jokes
Q. Where do fruits go for vacation?
A. To the peach!
Q . What do you call art made by a peach?
A. A master peach.
Q. What do you call it when fruits can freely express themselves?
A. Freedom of peach.
Q. Why is it illegal to make peach ice cream in some countries?
A. Because they don’t have the rights to free-ze peach!
Q. What happens to a fruit when it passes away?
A. It rests in peach!
Q. Did you hear about the crash involving a truck carrying peaches?
A. It caused a real traffic jam!
Q. Why are peaches such good singers?
A. They are always peach perfect.
Q. My friend handed me a peach.
A. I told him i prefer pears. So he handed me another one.
Q. What is a turkey’s favorite food?
A. Peach gobbler.
Q. How do you fix a broken peach?
A. With a peach of tape!
Q. Did you hear the joke about the peach?
A. It was pitiful.
Q. Why did the peach go to the doctor?
A. It wasn’t feeling peachy.
Q. Why was the peach always so calm.
A. It had great inner ‘peach’.
Q. Why did the peach stop in the middle of the road?
A. It ran out of juice.
Q. Did you hear about the fruit that gave people a warm fuzzy feeling all over?
A. She was a real peach.
Q. What do peaches wear when they go to the beach?
A. A one-peach bathing suit.
Q. What do you call someone who eats whole peaches?
A. A bottomless pit.
Q. Why are peaches great at fixing shoes?
A. They make great cobblers.
Q. What is a peach’s favorite dog?
A. A pit bull.
Peach puns
Peach-perfect.
Feeling sweet and just a bit peachy!
Peach please!
I just want peach and quiet.
Peach not war!
You wanna peach of me!
Practise what you peach!
I ap-peach-iate you!
You’ve got a peach of my heart.
Peach for the stars.
We make peach other better.
Peach One-Liners
When life gives you peaches, make a peach cobbler and share it with friends!
Life may be peachers and cream but you are the cherry on top!
You’re my favorite peach in the orchard.
A peach a day keeps the worries away. Stay fruity and fabulous.
Embrace your inner peach!
Feeling peachy and living the dream.
Looking for more jokes and puns? Try a helping of apple jokes.
