Lemon Jokes that are Simply the Zest!
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make awesome lemon jokes!
If you are looking for the zest fun pun lemon jokes and puns then look no further! The Corny Joke Company has a great helping of jokes and puns about lemons that are sure to a-peel and turn a sour day into a sweet one.
These lemon jokes include one-liners, puns, riddles, and more.
These clean lemon puns and jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some laughs.
Lemon Jokes
Q. Why was the lemon depressed?
A. It had lost all of its zest.
Q . Why did the lemon pie go to the dentist?
A. Because it needs some fillings!
Q. Did you hear about the lemon who robbed a bank with another fruit?
A. It was his partner in lime!
Q. Why does a baseball player keep his lemonade?
A. In a pitcher.
I went to the store to buy some lemons, apples and oranges. But they did not have any… It was a fruitless trip.
Q. Did you hear about the guy who lost his job at the lemon factory!
A. He just could not concentrate!
Q. What do you call a dancing lemon?
A. Lemon merengue!
Q. Did you hear about the lemon who failed it’s driving test?
A. It keep peeling out.
Q. Who is the zest music star?
A. John Lemon.
Q. How do lemons clean their house quickly?
A. They hire a minute maid!
Q. Why did the lemon cross the road?
A. He wanted to play squash.
Q. Why do lemons and limes love to fight?
A. They are bitter rivals.
Q. Why do lemons wear suntan lotion?
A. Because they peel.
Q. What has lemons and 3.14 slices?
A. Lemon pi.
Q. Did you hear about the search for the stolen lemons.
A. The police gave up, it was fruitless.
Q. Did you hear about the lemon proposing?
A. It pipped the question.
Q. Why was the lemon pie so happy?
A. It won first pies in the contest.
Q. Who led all the lemons to the bakery?
A. The Pie Piper.
Sherlock Holmes was doing some gardening. Watson asked what he was planting. He replied ‘A lemon tree, my dear Watson.’
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