Looking for a berry funny fruit pun? Then look no further, these corny jokes and fruit puns are pear-fect to brighten your day and make you smile.
At The Corny Joke Company we’re bananas about fruit puns and think our collection of fruit jokes and puns are ‘grape’ and will ‘a-peal’. Whether it is to slip into everyday conversation, write a note of ‘a-peach-iation’ on a greeting card, or make into a sweet lunchbox note for your honeydew; you can serve up a helping of our fruit puns and corny jokes and share a moment of fun!
These fruit jokes include one-liners, puns, riddles, knock-knock jokes and more.
These clean fruit jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … anyone looking for some laughs.
Q. What do you get if you put an iPhone in a blender?
A. Apple juice.
Q. Why did the man get fired from the orange juice factory?
A. He just couldn’t concentrate.
Q. How do you fix a broken berry?
A. With a strawberry patch.
Q. What do you give a sick lemon?
A. Lemon aid.
Q. Why was the baby strawberry sad?
A. Because it’s mom was in a jam.