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These plant-astic carrot jokes include one-liners, puns, and more.
These clean carrot jokes are perfect for kids, adults, parents, teachers, grocers, farmers, gardeners, chefs … just some bunny looking for some laughs.
Carrot Jokes
Q. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A. A carrot.
Q. Why are carrots never lonely?
A. They always come in bunches.
Q. Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A. He got to the root of every case!
Q. How do you make gold soup?
A. Put 24 carrots in it.
Q. What is the difference between a carrot and a unicorn?
A. One is a bunny feast and the other is a funny beast.
Q. Why was the carrot sad?
A. Because it was not a pea.
Q. What is a vegetable’s favorite martial art?
A. Carrot-tee!
Q. What did the carrot say to the rabbit?
A. Do you want to grab a bite?
Q. What did one carrot say to another?
A. You’re my soil-mate.
Q. Where does a carrot eat its dinner?
A. At the vege-table.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Carrot.
Carrot who?
Open up! Don’t you carrot about me at all?
Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. It’s been nice gnawing you.
Q. Why did the carrot win a prize?
A. It was outstanding in its field.
Q. What vegetable are all others afraid of?
A. A s-carrot.
Q. What do you call carrots with a vendetta?
A. Revengatables.
Q. What do you call a snowman with a carrot?
A. Nobody nose.
Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses.
Q. Why do carrots make your sight better?
A. Because they are full of vitamin see.
Q. A cabbage and a carrot got into a race. Who won?
A. The cabbage – it got a head.
Q. What do you call a carrot that talks back?
A. A fresh vegetable.
Q. Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor and said “Doctor I feel like a carrot!”
A. The doctor said “Don’t get yourself in a stew!”
Q. What do you call an angry carrot?
A. A steamed veggie
Q. What jewerlry do rabbits wear?
A. 14 carrot gold.
Q. What was the snowman doing in the grocery shop?
A. Picking his nose!
Q. Did you hear about the man who went to the doctor with carrots sticking out of his nose?
A. The doctor took one look at him and said “I can see you are not eating right”.
Q. Why do sailors eat so many carrots?
A. It helps them sea better.
Q. How do you turn stew into gold?
A. Add 24 carrots.
Q. Where do carrots like to go for their vacation?
A. The Carrot-bean
Q. What do you say to a thug with two carrots in his ears?
A. Anything you like, he can’t hear you!
Q. What is a vegetable’s favorite movie?
A. The carrot-te kid.
Q. Why is a carrot orange and pointy?
A. Because if it was round and grean, it would be a pea!
Q. Why did the vegetable enter the drag car race?
A. It was a car-rod.
Q. What did the carrot say to the celery?
A. Stop stalking me!
Q. What card games do carrots play?
A. Bas-carrot.
Q. What do you call a carrot in the middle of a cabbage patch?
A. Lost
Q. Did you hear about the carrot who visited the psychiatrist?
A. He had a lot of deeply rooted issues.
Q. How do you lead a horse to water?
A. With carrots.
Q. How do you kill a vegetable?
A. Go for the carrot-id artery.
Q. What do vegetables drive?
A. A car-rot.
Q. What do you call a carrot with four sides?
A. A square root.
Q. What is a carrot’s favorite movie?
A. Pirates of the Carrot-bean.
Q. Why are carrots so dangerous?
A. Because they don’t carrot at all!
Q. Why did the carrot go back to its hometown.
A. It wanted to revisit its roots.
Q. Why was the carrot so happy?
A. He was grate-ful for everything.
Q. What advice did the carrot parent give?
A. Juice be yourself.
Q. Why did the carrot go to the doctor?
A. It was not peeling well.
Q. What do you call a carrot with six faces?
A. A cube root.
Q. Why did the carrot go to the hairdresser?
A. Her roots were showing.
Q. What is invisible and smells of carrots?
A. An invisible carrot.
Q. What party game do carrot likes to play?
A. Carrot-ke.
Q. Did you hear that it is now a legal requirement to buy carrots and cabbage together?
A. It’s Cole’s law.
Q. Why do carrots see so well?
A. Because they know how to keep their eyes peeled.
Q. What TV shows do vegetables like to watch?
A. Carrot-oons.
Q. Why are carrots good at reading maps?
A. They are masters of carrot-ography.
Q. Why do carrots wear sunblock?
A. Because they peel.
Q. Why couldn’t the carrot go to the party?
A. Because it was grounded.
Q. Why did the carrot put on a mask?
A. He was going to a mas-carrot ball.
Q. Which vegetable looks after an estate?
A. A carrot-taker.
Q. Did you hear about the chef that ran out of carrots and ordered a replacement?
A. It didn’t turnip!
Q. What are carrots afraid of?
A. Helichopters!
Q. Did you hear about the carrot who nearly died?
A. He diced with death.
Carrot One-Liners
I’d like to make a vegetable joke but no one would carrot all.
I’m so grate-ful for carrot jokes.
In life, learn to be yourself. Don’t carrot what people think.
The carrot blushed when it saw the salad dressing.
Carrots are popular with hipsters because they are underground.
I’m learning carrot-tee for self defense.
I had to get the police to remove the carrots from my fridge. They were disturbing the peas.
We’re having a carrot-oke night tonight.
Carrot jokes are grate fun.
Orange you glad you found some great carrot jokes and puns?
She is my favorite carrot-er in the movie.
My back is hurting, I’m going to see a carrot-practor.
Carrots always perform outstandingly in their field.
My team has a game tomorrow. I’m rooting for them.
I’m going to the carrot-bean for vacation.
I’m starting a new job as a carrot-aker.
A carrot psychiatrist will always get to the root of every problem.
Can you pick up the carrots? I have not botany.
To all the people who eat baby carrots. I do not carrot at all.
I don’t carrot how old you are.
Vegans carrot live without veggies and fruits.
Carrot puns are deeply rooted in humor!
Carrot Puns
I carrot alot about you.
I don’t carrot at all.
Keep calm and carrot on!
I carrot tell you how much I love you.
Haters gonna hate, I don’t carrot all.
Take carrot of yourself.
Leaf it to me!
Un-be-leaf-able.
I be-leaf in you.
Rooting for you.
Thanks a bunch!
Love you a bunch!
24 carrot gold.
Carrot puns are plant-astic.
Peas tell me if you carrot for me at all.
Riding a horse and carrot-ge.
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